I was informed that I am under the protection of a house yesterday. Almost cried I was so happy. Unfortunately, I accepted it in the most un-graceful way possible. I got confused thinking I was being put under consideration, not particularly ready to be put under consideration. Really dumb moment, I'm sure it won't be my last. Still really happy to have heard that though.
A Dom that I talk to regularly, requires the use of "Sir". I hate using "Sir" unless I'm in a high protocol setting, actually belong to Him, or in a scene. It feels fake. It never sets quite right, and I'm not sure why. I have no problem using it in the aforementioned times, but in informal conversation, ugh. . . He requires it at least once per text, sentence, etc. "Four minutes and 36 seconds left in the third, Sir" That sounds so dumb.
Yes, that was a football reference. Pre-season game. My team lost. Bad. 31-17. No further discussion is required.
The product review of the week is spiraling downward. . . My lady bits are significantly tighter than I had anticipated. Hoss isn't going anywhere until I invest in more lube.
Put a new picture online. I absolutely love it. We'll see if it's less "morbidly obese horse" and more "adorable K looking awesome". I think it's a pretty awesome picture but we'll have to see what the peanut gallery thinks. He's kindof stopped talking since I wrote about him in the blog. . . Poor thing is probably shy, bless his heart.
Side note. . . you can say terrible things about people if you follow it up with, "Bless their heart."
Fact.
XOXO
K
A Dom that I talk to regularly, requires the use of "Sir". I hate using "Sir" unless I'm in a high protocol setting, actually belong to Him, or in a scene. It feels fake. It never sets quite right, and I'm not sure why. I have no problem using it in the aforementioned times, but in informal conversation, ugh. . . He requires it at least once per text, sentence, etc. "Four minutes and 36 seconds left in the third, Sir" That sounds so dumb.
Yes, that was a football reference. Pre-season game. My team lost. Bad. 31-17. No further discussion is required.
The product review of the week is spiraling downward. . . My lady bits are significantly tighter than I had anticipated. Hoss isn't going anywhere until I invest in more lube.
Put a new picture online. I absolutely love it. We'll see if it's less "morbidly obese horse" and more "adorable K looking awesome". I think it's a pretty awesome picture but we'll have to see what the peanut gallery thinks. He's kindof stopped talking since I wrote about him in the blog. . . Poor thing is probably shy, bless his heart.
Side note. . . you can say terrible things about people if you follow it up with, "Bless their heart."
Fact.
XOXO
K
"...it was our castle and our keep." Last nigh was rough, but at least it was only the preseason.
ReplyDeleteIt was more of an experiment with who the backup QB is going to be... Guarantee it won't be Stanzi after last night.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you may need more than lube for the hoss... perhaps something to stretch you out a bit more.
Keep writing, love the updates
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